Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog.
these are all funny and then comes the last one which stabs your fucking heart approximately 753 times
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
mermaid: bae come over i’m bored
me: i cant breathe underwater
mermaid: i’m off my period
mirror mirror on the wall. sofa sofa over there. desk desk in that corner. im so glad im getting this home renovation